Well, that all depends on who you’re trying to impress there.
Oh, just trust me. It does. I’m Leighton.
Incredible. Leighton is a beautiful name— meaning something about meadows, so pleasant and calm? Or the way to being so, that is. In any case, I’m happy to have met you and Ida today.
I really don’t want to hate where I am and being alone. Ida seems so happy being single.
Pointers? Try fluttering your eyelashes or some of the other things you girls do. Trying to find a quick shag won’t help you forget someone, by the way. It’ll probably make you want them more.
Wow, um, you’re kidding, right? All it takes is fluttering your eyes?
And why would it make me want someone more if I’ve got someone else? I can’t imagine anything would do the trick so why not try? I’m sorry what’s your name again? I’m Aurelia.
No! I mean, sure, I know there are probably plenty of blokes who would not turn that down, but that is defiantly not what you do.
Oh dear… you don’t have any pointers, do you? I’m trying to forget someone… because it’s a weakness, like even if I’ve never understood anything as cosmic as when he speaks?
Well, for starters, you don’t just go about asking people to snog. ‘m going to just ignore that last comment. That made no sense.
So I go straight to asking for a shag? Wow, um I don’t think I’m comfortable with that…
You’re cousin fancied you?
I know. I’m pathetic. I should go back to the common room and try another love potion…
Are you seriously taking advice from Ida? She wouldn’t be able to tell you how to find a bloke if it sat in front of her wearing a bowtie.
Sure, alright. So what do you say? I’ve been married but it was under the sea and I haven’t seen Oliver in weeks…
You don’t just ask the room if anyone wants a snog. -laughs- You’ve got to make a boy want you. You’re pretty. Surely boys have fancied you in the past.
Uh, thanks but I’m pretty sure no one but George has liked me in the past… wow. But he’s also my cousin.
…Not exactly.
So, oh. Really? Can you help me then? I’m afraid I’m… inexperienced.
